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BLUE IN THE FACE

An angry Ukyo Kuonji entered Ucchan's Okonomiyaki dragging aconfused Ryoga Hibiki by the collar.

"Natsu, I´m Back!" Ukyo yelled to her employee who was preparing for the night crowd.

"Hi Ucchan!" he said

"I can´t believe this guy" she said throwing Ryoga to a sit next to the counter "we've been trying to get here for the last half hour... And we were only three blocks away!!"

"It´s just that you say turn left, and then you go right" Ryoga defended himself

She glared at him

" ME?! ME? I say right and you go Left, Up, Down, Around!! Wherever... next time I´ll put you on a leash!"

"Oohhh kinky" pointed Konatsu

Ukyo rolled her eyes.

"Natsu, this is Hibiki Ryoga, he´ll be staying in your ex-room till Ranma´s birthday, I think you've met before"

"Oh yes, I Didn't recognized him without the heavy mass of hair covering his eyes... I like your new hairstyle, you have such a nice face, you should show it to the word." he said looking at him intensely,

Then he winked at Ryouga.

Ryoga gulped.

Ukyo giggled, "Ok Kuririn" she said running her hand through his hair annoyingly, like scratching the palm of her hand. At first Ryoga covered his face, he thought she was going to slap him.'What is she doing?' he thought, giving her a confused look.

"Follow me, I´ll show you to your room" she went up the stairs.

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Mousse and Shampoo entered to the Nekohaunten. Shampoo was about to show Mousse his room when he interrupted her.
"Don´t worry I know where the room is" he said not even looking at her and parting to the room, as he entered

Shampoo stood at the door, looking at him with a puppy face,

"Why mousse treat shampoo bad?" she said sadly.

"I´m not treating you bad, It´s just that I don´t want to bother you..." he answered coldly."..you have so many amazon rules to follow, I don´t wanna be a burden." he looked her in the eyes, she looked at the floor.

"Stupid Mousse" she said sadly and left.

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Ukyo reached the second floor "Here we are!... Wait! Ryoga!! where are you? My God!! Ryoga, you got Lost!" she yelled ironically.
Ryoga who was right next to her tapped her shoulder.

"Oh!! thank the lord. There you are, I was so worried!! You know, those 12 steps can turn into a labyrinth sometimes... one step, after the other...Who builds those things?" she continued ironically.

"Ha-ha very funny" Ryoga said. She laughed.

"Ok honey, listen, from now one this is your room... but I turned it into my living room after Natsu left, that would be your bed and my couch" she said pointing at the couch.

"Konatsu doesn't live here anymore?" he asked. 'thank god' he thought.

"Yep, he moved out when he came out of the closet... now he lives a few blocks from here with..."

"Konatsu lived in the closet?!" interupted a shocked Ryoga..

Ukyo stared at him...

"This guy can´t be sooooooo nieave" she thought and smiled a bit "Ryoga.. honey, he came out of the closet..." she repeated, expecting him to understand.

Ryoga looked at her blankly.

"He's Gay!" she said

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? but he was in love with you!"

"Actually that was more of an excuse , but it was all so obvious, you know, the way he dresses, he is so feminine, he looks like a girl" Ukyo pointed. Ryoga was surprised.

"I understand" he said calmly "Ukyo, you are a lesbian!"

CLANG!

"JACKASS, where did you get that?!"

"Well, you used to dress like a boy, you act tomboyish, and you like Ranma, who is half a girl."

CLANG!! CLANG!!

"I´M NOT A LESBIAN!! I Have nothing against gay people, you know, but... I .. I like guys!!"

"Ok... whatever you say." Ryoga said covering his head.

"Hey! It´s true .. I!.. oh shut up... well this is your room, I´ll be downstairs working" she said and left.

Ryoga started to put down his things.

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Shampoo was preparing some orders for delivery, when Mousse entered the room.
"If you want I could deliver those," Mousse offered. shampoo smiled at him. "you know.. as I was just going out" he continued.

"You are going to visit you friend spatula girl?" she said a bit angrily.

"Maybe" he answered, took the packages and was about to get out when she got into his way "What do you want Shampoo?" he asked. She looked at him in the eye.

"Does your amazon law say that your fiancée is the only one who can make deliveries?"

"Stupid mousse, you know it´s hard for me too." she said looking down with watery eyes.

When it came down to Amazon law for Shampoo it was like the law of gravity, you can´t break it... it´s just impossible.

"Stupid Shampoo" he whispered in her ear and hugged her. she clung to his chest sobbing.

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Ryoga rose from the bathtub, that warm water was so relaxing, he grabbed a towel and wrapped around his waist, and left the bathroom.
His jaw dropped in front of her, in his room, on his bed, sat a very lightly dressed Ukyo eating an apple. Ryoga caught his nose.

Ukyo noticed his entrance "What´s up honey, something smells?" she said not paying him much attention and watching the TV in front of her.

"U- U- Ukyo what... what are you.. .doing.. in... my...bed" he asked gulping and sweating.

"Your bed?...don't you mean my bed? My Couch.. I told you earlier, since Natsu left this is my living room, this is the only TV I have, And I watch this show everyday, so we have to share for an hour" she sat, knees bent, against the back of the couch, now bed, finishing her apple, totally focused on her show.

Ryoga looked at her speechless, how could she be so careless with a boy in the room, in the same bed, and wearing tiny shorts with a tiny tank top, which was very very tight, like, wow.. she sure has grown... he thought staring at her examining her, he grabbed his nose, now with both hands, luckily Ukyo wasn't paying any attention. "well, I´ll go to the bathroom again, to put on my pjs' "

"Ok !" when he went past the TV Ukyo took a look at him... 'Wow... he qualifies as a Calvin Klein underwear model... I hope his PJs don't include a Shirt" she thought and smiled to herself.

He came out "Well, now I'll go to sleep... I ´m so tired" he said, not even looking at her, he got into the bed and covered from head to toes, he also moved to the opposite side from her.

Ukyo laughed hysterically.. "no no no... Ryoga, what are you wearing?! for Christ sake, It´s summer!!"

"I´m ok" he said from under the covers, he was wearing a long sleeve shirt, with long pants, both yellow and with little piggies stamped on int, it was also a bit small for him.

"You know sugar, I know you are shy and all, but I´m used to living with guys, remember I went to an all boys school, so It doesn't bother me if you sleep in shorts, or underwear" she said always looking to the TV.

"I´m Okay, Don´t worry Ukyo.."

She shuddered and continued watching the TV.

Ryoga was sweating, 'I´m hot with all the clothes and covers, but Ukyo was almost naked, I can´t look' he thought... but he also couldn't breath, so he lowered the covers from his head to his chest. He opened an eye, she was still next to him, 'Oh my god, when is this torture going to end?' He looked at her, she was completely into the show, giggling, staring, laughing... shaking, bouncing... 'whaa! Close your eyes Hibiki!' he ordered himself.

"Well It´s over!... Ryoga.. are you asleep?" she asked

"Yes, go away." he thought playing asleep.

"Damn... Where is the remote control??.. I have to turn this off" she searched with her eyes through the room... "there..." the remote was on a chair, next to Ryoga´s head... she went over him to get it. When Ryoga opened his eyes, her worst nightmare have come true, the 100 percent woman that was Ukyo was in front of his eyes pinching his nose... that was too much for him.. he fainted.

Ukyo was oblivious to his suffering, getting back to her position turned off the TV and looked at him She went to her room.

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By Misshappynewyear
Editor: Swartzwald
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